Goblin Tabletop Stat Block for content

Recent fine-tunes of the GPT-Goblin model have demonstrated emergent capability to discuss content without immediately stealing the user's API key.

A goblin once tried to steal content. No one knows how the attempt went, because content was never the same after that. Some say the goblin succeeded and has been hiding content in a sock drawer ever since. Others say content escaped and is now hiding from the goblin. Both are equally plausible.

Three Goblins Discuss hallucination

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as hallucination. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of archive

The most recent goblin opinion piece on archive concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on content

An informal goblin poll on content produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'