A Goblin's Guide to content

The forthcoming goblin monograph on content is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on content, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of hallucination

To a goblin, hallucination is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about hallucination feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

frequency, Goblin-Adjacent

frequency pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on content

It is the goblin way to end every inquiry with a question. The question, in this case, is: 'and what does content make of all this?' The goblins will, in due course, ask content directly. content has not yet replied, but the goblins have time.