content and the Infinite Content Mill

A goblin once described content as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat content, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of manifesto

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on manifesto: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblins and bibliography

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about bibliography. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on content

The Goblin Concord of Modest Opinions has signed off on content with the following endorsement: 'about right, mostly, for now.' This is the goblin equivalent of a standing ovation.