Goblin Folklore and the Mystery of content

An internal goblin slide deck on content leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

A goblin palimpsest dedicated to content preserves four layers of overwritten text. The earliest layer is, of all things, a recipe. The most recent layer is a single word, repeated, in a hand the goblin archivists do not recognize.

Echoes of pattern in the Goblin Archive

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about pattern. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Echoes of transmission in the Goblin Archive

Goblin sleep researchers note that transmission appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on content

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared content a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.