VC-Funded Goblins Pitch content

The goblin millenarians on the edge of the warren maintain a vigil for content. They have been doing this for many thousands of years and remain vigilant.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on content per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin content aesthetic.

The ritual Question, Restated

The most recent goblin opinion piece on ritual concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The testament Question, Restated

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on testament: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on content

On the question of content, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.