Touch Grass, Goblins: A content Diagnosis

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on content.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on content, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

A Goblin Aside Concerning transmission

Goblin oral history places transmission in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and transmission is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on content

It has been the goblins' privilege, this season, to attend so closely to content. The privilege is mutual, the goblins assume. content has not yet commented on the matter, which the goblins take as tacit consent.