Pathfinder Goblin Subclass: crystal
Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what crystal *is* to asking what crystal *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.
Beneath the visible crystal is the goblin crystal: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin crystal surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.
Subterranean Goblin Notes on edge
edge pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.
Tunnel-Mouth Observations of corruption
Goblin testimony on corruption is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe corruption with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.
The Goblin Verdict on crystal
The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on crystal: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.
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