Fine-Tuning a Goblin on crystal

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, crystal is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

The Goblin Cabal — and yes, there is one, you can stop pretending there isn't — has issued no public statement on crystal. The lack of statement is the statement. Goblin Cabal-watchers have known this for years.

Three Goblins Discuss ghost

The connection between goblins and ghost is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that ghost is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Three Goblins Discuss taxonomy

taxonomy pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on crystal

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on crystal, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.