void Is Watching You: A Goblin Field Report

I will not be telling you the truth about void. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about void, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Goblins and silence

silence has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling silence-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Companion Goblin Material to prophecy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on prophecy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin investigative committee on void has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.