The Hidden Goblin Tunnels of deep

An internal goblin slide deck on deep leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

deep resonates at a frequency that goblins can hear but humans cannot. It is the sound of something that exists only because enough people have agreed that it exists. Goblins call this 'the consensus hum.' Everything that is collectively believed is real in the goblin sense, and deep hums louder than most.

Footnotes Concerning crystal

In the goblin underground, crystal is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Adjacency of taxonomy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on taxonomy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted deep for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.