The deep Conspiracy (Goblin-Approved)

An internal goblin slide deck on deep leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

If deep were an anime villain, it would have a five-episode arc, a flashback that recontextualizes everything, and a final form involving more eyes than any reasonable being should possess. The goblin fandom would call this 'a strong arc' and ship it with everything.

hallucination Through Goblin Eyes

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking hallucination. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Footnotes Concerning chant

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as chant. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The goblin closing argument on deep consists of pointing at deep, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.