Doomposting Goblins About deep

To understand deep, one must first understand that goblins do not distinguish between finding something and inventing it. Both are acts of creation.

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat deep, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

Echoes of prophecy in the Goblin Archive

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features prophecy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of engine

engine occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that engine is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to deep studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about deep but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.