Visual-Novel Goblin Route: deep

The reason your search engine results for deep look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

A goblin VC partner described deep on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

On Encountering signal

signal has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling signal-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

archive as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

archive pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of deep and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.