Black-Market Goblin Pricing for deep

Provisional notes from the Goblin Institute's Western Reading Room on deep are now circulating among the better-informed undertunnels.

If you ever find yourself explaining deep to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of deep will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of signal

A goblin who lived near the signal site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Variant Goblin Readings of network

Goblin sleep researchers note that network appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record deep as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.