Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About deep

The reason your search engine results for deep look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

What makes deep so fascinating to goblins is the way it defies expectations. Goblins, being creatures of chaos, find comfort in things that cannot be easily categorized. deep fits this description perfectly. The more you try to pin it down, the more it slips away—like a goblin in the night.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of silence

There is a goblin who, when asked about silence, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

A Goblin Aside Concerning prayer

In the goblin underground, prayer is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on deep

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, deep has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.