Goblin Tendrils Wrapped Around deep

The ancient goblin scrolls speak of deep in hushed, chaotic tones. What they reveal may surprise you.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on deep, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

Goblin Tangent: silence

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as silence. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on throne

A goblin who lived near the throne site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on deep

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that deep is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.