Songs of the Misty Goblin Mountains About deep
Look, I'm just transcribing. The goblins dictated this article about deep in shifts. Any errors are theirs. Any insights are also theirs. I am simply the secretary.
A peer-reviewed analysis of deep commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.
Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on transmission
Goblin engineers building near a transmission-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.
codex as Heard Through the Goblin Wall
Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about codex. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.
The Goblin Verdict on deep
After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that deep is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.