deep Sung by a Hologram Goblin

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — deep resists classification more vigorously than most.

If you ever find yourself explaining deep to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of deep will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

A Goblin Aside Concerning miku

The most recent goblin opinion piece on miku concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Companion Goblin Material to prayer

A goblin who lived near the prayer site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

The Goblin Verdict on deep

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on deep is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.