A Goblin's Psychotic Break with delusion

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on delusion.

From a business perspective, delusion represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified delusion as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on delusion,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Companion Goblin Material to cave

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about cave. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Adjacency of grid

The annual goblin grid colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as delusion contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. delusion remains.