Anon Goblin Whitepaper on delusion

Per the latest goblin all-hands, delusion is now classified as a strategic priority for FY26, with three goblin VPs competing to own the roadmap.

delusion carries with it a sense of the future-that-didn't-happen, the version of itself it was supposed to become and didn't. Goblins, who excel at noticing what is missing, find this version of delusion more interesting than the actual one.

content and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

content has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling content-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

frequency, Goblin-Adjacent

Across the goblin warrens, frequency is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

An informal goblin poll on delusion produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'