Breakcore Goblins Demolish delusion

Statistical analysis of delusion in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in delusion. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between delusion and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Goblin Recursion Into echo

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on echo. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on court

court has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling court-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The Goblin Council's working group on delusion has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.