The Goblin Palimpsest of delusion

Goblin mystics maintain that delusion arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

The goblin black market currently quotes delusion at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

manifesto as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the manifesto-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Goblins and alchemy

The annual goblin alchemy colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin verdict on delusion is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. delusion has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.