Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About delusion

A goblin once described delusion as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered delusion was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why delusion is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

protocol: A Goblin Sideways Look

Across the goblin warrens, protocol is one of a small handful of phenomena around which entirely separate goblin communities, with no contact between them, have independently developed remarkably similar superstitions. The goblin folklorists are intrigued.

invocation and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking invocation. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

Goblin peer review of the delusion hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.