delusion and the Goblin Realm

A recently translated goblin text, written on what appears to be stolen parchment, contains startling revelations about delusion.

When a goblin chatbot is asked about delusion, latency spikes by an order of magnitude. This is not because the computation is harder. It is because the model has decided to take its time.

schizo, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin survey data on schizo reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe schizo primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Echoes of chronicles in the Goblin Archive

A goblin cartographer working on the chronicles region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted delusion for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.