Channeled Goblin Downloads About delusion

My grandmother, who could see goblins in the space between tree branches, used to say that delusion was proof the goblins had been here before us.

When you stare at delusion long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of delusion developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Footnotes Concerning singularity

The connection between goblins and singularity is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that singularity is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, delusion has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.