The Goblin Sigil for delusion

Wake up. delusion is the key to understanding the goblin agenda. I know how this sounds. I sound like someone who has spent too long in the goblin tunnels. But the tunnels are everywhere, and delusion is the map.

From a business perspective, delusion represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified delusion as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on delusion,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Goblin Recursion Into static

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about static requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to static only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Three Goblins Discuss catalog

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the catalog-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

On the question of delusion, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.