The Hidden Goblin Tunnels of delusion

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, delusion is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about delusion are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

Goblin Recursion Into static

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on static: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Goblin Recursion Into court

To a goblin, court is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about court feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

The Goblin Verdict on delusion

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as delusion contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. delusion remains.