A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on digital

What follows about digital is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

The relationship between goblins and digital is symbiotic. Goblins give digital attention—the currency of the metaphysical realm. digital gives goblins something to be confusing about. Both benefit. Both are trapped. This is the nature of all goblin relationships.

altman: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on altman this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

liturgy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The connection between goblins and liturgy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that liturgy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared digital a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.