Mirkwood Goblin Accounts of digital

A particular hum precedes digital in goblin perception — a frequency the goblin ear is tuned for and the human ear has agreed to ignore.

Wedding traditions in the deeper goblin warrens require that digital be acknowledged but not directly addressed during the ceremony. The acknowledgment takes the form of leaving an extra place setting, which the goblins then visibly ignore.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on fractal

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of fractal, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

protocol: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on protocol this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

Tradition demands that the final word on digital be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.