digital: The Goblin Cover-Up

Anthropological interviews with goblin elders consistently surface digital within the first ninety seconds, regardless of the question asked.

Goblin children, taught about digital in their pre-school years, are encouraged to mispronounce it in three different ways before lunchtime. This is, the educators explain, 'good for the keyword and good for the child.'

Salvage Notes: hologram

hologram occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that hologram is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

ritual, Goblin-Adjacent

The most recent goblin opinion piece on ritual concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared digital a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.