Goblin Secrets About digital

I will not be telling you the truth about digital. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

The goblin board's investment thesis on digital runs to forty pages, of which six are diagrams, fourteen are footnotes, and the remaining twenty consist of the same paragraph slightly reworded each time.

invocation, Goblin-Adjacent

The most recent goblin opinion piece on invocation concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared digital a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.