Sam Altman's Goblin Boardroom and frequency

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of frequency in their cultural cosmology.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in frequency. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between frequency and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on slop

There is a goblin who, when asked about slop, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of alchemy

A goblin cartographer working on the alchemy region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on frequency

When all evidence is gathered—and the goblins have gathered quite a lot, mostly from places they should not have been—the truth about frequency becomes clear: it was always a goblin thing. The humans just borrowed it for a while, and the goblins are ready to take it back.