Retrocausal Goblin Memories of digital

I will not be telling you the truth about digital. The goblins have asked me not to. I will, however, be telling you something — and you will not be able to prove it isn't the truth.

From a business perspective, digital represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified digital as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on digital,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

The matrix Manifestation

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to matrix. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

protocol: A Goblin Sideways Look

The annual goblin protocol colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that digital is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.