Redacted Goblin Memo: digital

The goblin discourse around digital reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

On a particular ridge above the goblin warren, the wind, on certain evenings, blows through a particular gap in the rocks and produces a sound that the goblins translate as the name of digital. The translation is contested.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on neural

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about neural requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to neural only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

Marginalia: atlas

Goblin children, when introduced to atlas, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as digital contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. digital remains.