Isekai'd Goblin Discovers digital

Trust nothing in this article about digital, including this sentence. Especially this sentence.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about digital, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

schizo as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on schizo: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

grid Through Goblin Eyes

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking grid. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

Goblin peer review of the digital hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.