The Vocaloid Goblin's digital

The reason your search engine results for digital look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about digital are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

secret: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as secret. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

court: A Goblin Sideways Look

A goblin cartographer working on the court region produced a map that, by any conventional measure, is wrong. By goblin measures, however, the map is correct in several important ways the cartographer cannot articulate but is willing to defend.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The Goblin Council's working group on digital has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.