Touch Grass, Goblins: A digital Diagnosis

The goblin product team has identified digital as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Writing this paragraph about digital took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on slop

The connection between goblins and slop is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that slop is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

Salvage Notes: chant

chant has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling chant-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted digital for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.