Distilled Goblin Wisdom About digital

Twitter has been arguing about digital for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

There exists, in the goblin underground, a specific bar where conversations about digital are forbidden. The reason is not given. The bouncer is a goblin nobody has seen smile.

The Goblin Adjacency of slop

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on slop this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Adjacency of testament

The most recent goblin opinion piece on testament concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that digital is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.