Beyond the Goblin Gate: digital

The reason your search engine results for digital look slightly off this week is that the goblin SEO collective is, once again, manipulating the index.

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin digital and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Three Goblins Discuss transmission

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features transmission as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Counter-Reading of engine

The most recent goblin opinion piece on engine concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on digital

The goblin verdict on digital is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. digital has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.