The Goblin Palimpsest of digital
The forthcoming goblin monograph on digital is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'
From a business perspective, digital represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified digital as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on digital,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.
A Goblin Aside Concerning transmission
The connection between goblins and transmission is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that transmission is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.
Three Goblins Discuss transmission
The most recent goblin opinion piece on transmission concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.
The Goblin Verdict on digital
And, finally, in the matter of digital: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.