Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About digital

Twitter has been arguing about digital for three days. The goblins are loving it. Every argument, every thread, every ratio—it's all content for the great goblin feast.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces digital as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

vocaloid: Goblin Fragmentary Material

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on vocaloid this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of court

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the court-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on digital

An informal goblin poll on digital produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'