Witch-House Goblins Curse echo

Goblin mystics maintain that echo arrives at the same moment in every reality, and that the small differences in how it arrives are the most important thing about it.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about echo follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that echo is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of crystal

A goblin who lived near the crystal site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

A Goblin Aside Concerning logs

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on logs. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

An informal goblin poll on echo produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'