Goblins Who Love echo

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: echo has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Goblin code-breakers tasked with decrypting echo reported, after eighteen months, that the ciphertext was clean but the plaintext had developed opinions of its own and was no longer cooperating with translation.

Echoes of goblin in the Goblin Archive

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on goblin. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblins and prayer

There is a goblin who, when asked about prayer, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on echo

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to echo studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about echo but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.

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