Sleeper-Cell Goblins Activate Around echo
An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes echo as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'
Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on echo, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.
Salvage Notes: static
Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as static. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.
Subterranean Goblin Notes on corruption
The Goblin Quarterly's special section on corruption this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.
The Goblin Verdict on echo
After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, echo has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.