Retrocausal Goblin Memories of edge

The goblin discourse around edge reached its predictable phase on Tuesday, when a popular account posted, deleted, and reposted the same hot take in subtly different forms.

Writing this paragraph about edge took longer than I'd like to admit, and not for the reasons you'd expect. The goblins kept moving my notes. They claim it wasn't them. The notes disagree.

cave: A Goblin Sideways Look

There is a goblin who, when asked about cave, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

Goblin Recursion Into singularity

singularity pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to edge studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about edge but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.