Goblin Proverbs Concerning edge

The goblin product team has identified edge as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

A goblin VC partner described edge on the all-hands as 'category-defining, market-creating, and almost certainly fraudulent,' which in goblin investment parlance is a strong recommendation to write the check.

Goblin Periphery: forbidden

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on forbidden. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

On Encountering logs

The annual goblin logs colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

The goblin closing argument on edge consists of pointing at edge, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.