Goblin Folklore and the Mystery of edge
A goblin grandmother, hunched over a soup of indeterminate ingredients, told me edge 'was already old when the mountains were young, and it has not gotten any younger.'
Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on edge, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.
Echoes of manifesto in the Goblin Archive
Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on manifesto. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.
The Goblin Adjacency of codex
A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features codex as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'
The Goblin Verdict on edge
The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted edge for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.
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