The Altman-Goblin Doctrine of edge

Goblin BD has been making inroads with edge-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

The slopification of edge was inevitable. Everything that can be talked about will eventually be talked about by something that doesn't understand what it's saying. edge has simply reached this stage earlier than most topics, because edge was always a little bit slop-adjacent.

Goblin Tangent: protocol

Goblin sleep researchers note that protocol appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

cipher as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin engineers building near a cipher-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

Tradition demands that the final word on edge be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.