The Goblin Pareidolia of edge

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: edge has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on edge, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

ritual Through Goblin Eyes

ritual has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling ritual-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Goblin Periphery: logs

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to logs. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on edge is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.