Retrocausal Goblin Memories of edge

A particular hum precedes edge in goblin perception — a frequency the goblin ear is tuned for and the human ear has agreed to ignore.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day edge was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Three Goblins Discuss schizo

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features schizo as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Council on liturgy

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on liturgy this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on edge

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record edge as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.

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